TerminalDigit

Because it’s not 1999…

Names changed to protect the guilty.

(09:18:48 PM) John: I’m not sure why I’m watching Anastasia on Netflix streaming
(09:18:53 PM) Peter: …
(09:18:55 PM) Peter: i
(09:18:56 PM) Peter: umm
(09:18:57 PM) Peter: k
(09:19:02 PM) John: well actually
(09:19:09 PM) John: I do know why
(09:19:22 PM) John: I remember thinking this cartoon chick was hot when I was a kid
(09:19:28 PM) John: and I wanted to see if she was still hot
(09:19:36 PM) John: meh
(09:20:37 PM) Peter: ariel is where it’s at
(09:20:38 PM) Peter: rowr
(09:20:50 PM) Peter: less so when she’s a fish
(09:20:51 PM) Peter: but whatever
(09:21:12 PM) John: she’s only not a fish for the last 10 seconds of the movie
(09:21:27 PM) Peter: wtf she’s not a fish for the whole middle!
(09:21:43 PM) John: hmmm really
(09:21:46 PM) Peter: uhh yeah
(09:21:54 PM) Peter: she’s human but can’t talk
(09:21:58 PM) John: ok you seem convincing
(09:22:02 PM) Peter: and she has to get eric to smooch all up ons
(09:22:05 PM) Peter: or she turns back into a fish
(09:22:19 PM) John: is it the can’t talk part that turns you on?
(09:22:31 PM) Peter: gotta keep ‘em suppressed somehow
(09:22:39 PM) Peter: otherwise they start thinking they can go to our colleges and vote
(09:23:08 PM) Peter: although honestly, had she stayed a fish, it woulda been easier to repress her
(09:24:44 PM) John: I would put this conversation in my profile if it was 1999